Squirter on rollercoaster

Why is putting immigrants on rollercoasters like pouring gas on a grease fire? It is an incredibly explosive phenomenon... Add a little broken english to an amusement ride, usually named after a dragon or large reptile, and it is always guaranteed to ignite into a wild fireball of epic entertainment.

1st things 1st.....
What the F*ck did she eat? Is it possible someone could eat that much oatmeal? Or, Was that baby food? ....Astronaut ice cream?  I doubt it, because after watching this, I now know why Mexico does not have a space program...
One thing I do know is, that shit came out like a god damn fire hose... Like she WAS the firebreathing dragon... Well, a fire breathing diva dragon that was concerned about her hair and even gave a smile for the camera.... I admire the grace... I hardly even noticed.....The only problem is the 23 pounds of chewed up Churro all over your new jean shorts.... Good luck getting that out of the bedazzles...

2nd issue...
What the hell is she going to do for the rest of the day?

The only thing that would have made the video better is if she would have turned to the side a Horchata'ed her heartless boy friend, who not only DIDN'T hold her hair , but filmed and mocked the whole thing...  Pendejo.

Let's look at the positives:  Miraculously the rest of the banditos didn't loose their lunch.... You don't have to go to the gym tomorrow.... It couldn't get any worse..... and... more room for churros!!!

You know she goes back....  i yi yi!